Cerita lucu dan juga lelucon banyak sekali jenisnya berikut adalah lelucon orang amerika yang memiliki watak yang berbeda-beda. Lelucon orang Amerika yang bersifat menghibur dan tidak rasis dapat dijadikan salah satu celetukan di saat santai bersama. Berikut adalah beberapa lelucon atau cerita lucu dari orang Amerika.
Lelucon orang Amerika tentang orang Indian - orang Amerika
Lelucon orang Amerika tentang FBI dan tahanan
Lelucon orang Amerika tentang sekolah
Lelucon orang Amerika tentang orang Indian - orang Amerika
Indian chief ‘Two eagles’ was asked by a white government officialGovernment official : you have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress and the damage he’s done.The chief nodded in agreement.Government official : considering all these events, in your opinion where did the white man go wrong?The chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied.Indian Chief : when white man find land, Indian running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty of buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water, women did all the work, medicine man free. Indian spend all day hunting and fishing, all night intimacy.The chief leaned back and smiledIndian chief : Only white men dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.
Lelucon orang Amerika tentang FBI dan tahanan
An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Bubba,
I’m feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my potato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love,
Dad
A few days later, he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,For heaven’s sake , Dad, don’t dig up that garden. That’s where I buried the bodies
Love,Bubba
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
The same day, the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad,Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It’s the best I could do under the circumstances.Love,Bubba
Lelucon orang Amerika tentang sekolah
Ada sebuah sekolah dasar yang dikelola oleh para biarawati. Pada jam makan siang, anak-anak berbaris di bagian kafetaria. Pada sebuah ujung barisan terdapat sebuah baki yang berisi buah apel. Seorang biarawati menulis sebuah catatan dan menaruhnya di atas baki tersebut. Tulisan itu berisi ‘ Ambil hanya satu, Tuhan sedang mengamati’. Setelah berjalan beberapa langkah sampailah ia pada sebuah baki yang berisi makanan penutup berupa kue coklat. Si bocah ini mengambil secarik kertas dan menulis ‘ Ambil semaunya, Tuhan sedang mengamati apel-apel’
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